Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
Stand in a body of water with hands together at the chest.
Breath deeply and fully.
Raise both hands toward the top of your head touching the thumb and index
fingers to form a triangle at the top. (palms up).
Sweep hands to the side at shoulder length (palms up).
Take a deep breath and vibrate with the entirety of the breath “I am free!”
Take a deep breath and vibrate “Aaahhhh Om.”
Revert the placement of the hands at center of chest.
Candidate state the following:
I declare this baptismal rite
A dedication of ineffable might.
Let it be known that this is my will,
Not needing approval nor higher appeal,
I think for myself to make this all real.
All that I am is all that makes me
Want to live happy and joyously.
As all the great minds have done throughout time,
I too shall disentangle through the yoga divine.
Avoiding the pain bearing obstructions that fell
Upon man after the apple in that fabled tale.
Dedicating my being to achieve the highest goal
Of escaping rebirth into this chaotic hellhole.
Let all whom have ear and patience to hear
Be witness to the beautification about to appear.
Submerge fully into the body of water for as long as you can hold your breath.
Rise up out of the water with a large gasp for air.
Candidate now Declare:
I am reborn with gods at my side,
Among the celestials I now reside.
A new man sent forth from out of the blue
To spread cosmic love as pure as our Nu.
This rite is eternal with prana as fuel
The power of Jnana without restrictions nor rules.
Great the newest member declaring to EGnU,
A confirmed working status that makes dreams come true.
Guru Om, Guru Om, Guru Om.
Thus ends the baptismal rite.
Love is the law, love under will.